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First Time I Smoked Weed (11:49 CST)

May 23, 2002 was the day I got high for the first time, I was 19 late bloomer I know). I remember the date, it was my mother’s third wedding, and the day before her birthday. I went back to my cousins house, to have a few. His boyfriend was showing me how to smoke a bowl, so there I am on the couch with a gay man and a small cylindrical device next to my lips, being told how to hold and suck. Anyway I was sitting there not feeling anything, and my leg started lifting off the ground, I kept pushing it down wondering wtf was going on. I got the urge to do a flip off the couch, once I got up from laughing so hard, I stole the small square cheese crackers my cousins was eating, he started crying. I passed out, I don’t know what time it was when their roommate Lauren woke me up, she was a supposed lesbian, but she invited me into her room where she let me have anal sex with her, which is where I discovered I cum way to quick when I do it in the butt.
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